amaralesbian:

I fucking hate that just because I’m gay everyone expects me to conform to some aesthetic, that I should drink weird wine out of a musty old bottle and go to oiled up saxophone concerts on the pier because it’s “gay culture”. Not all gay people want to hang off the train tracks over a ravine and let go only to miraculously survive! There is no “gay culture” some of us just wanna live in a coastal California town with our dog and family in peace, I’m so tired of these 100+ year old gays making fun of me when I say there’s worms in the takeout container!

(via theacedragon)

aweega:

i get so scared. and i get scared again. yuo are never gonna calm me down. i get so scared. and i get scared again. you are never gonna calm me down. i drink a nervous drink. i drink a frightened drink. i drink an anxious drink, i drink a scary drink. i fear the scares that remind me of the scary times. i fear the scares that remind me of the horror times

(via son-of-crows-and-rats)

hustlerose:

charlottan:

charlottan:

the sun is like a guy riding a chariot. to me

that is such a great idea. and i have other guys too

yayyyy!!!!!! i can’t wait to believe in all them

(via cryptotheism)

hustlerose:

charlottan:

charlottan:

the sun is like a guy riding a chariot. to me

that is such a great idea. and i have other guys too

yayyyy!!!!!! i can’t wait to believe in all them

(via cryptotheism)

potato-gay:

(via son-of-crows-and-rats)

animentality:

(via flashhwing)

7ft-tall-shadow-creature:

sharlatan-ka:

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

(via wrunic)

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

I don’t like the theory that ferris beuller is just cameron’s imagination because it’s so much more fun to believe that there’s a highschool student endowed with trickster god level capabilities & knowledge of the fourth wall who drags his mentally ill best friend around bc he wuvs him

you: *dark theory about how cameron has no friends and the day off events is a form of escapism*

me: what if it was sillier :)

(via mouthmoodz)

wolfythewitch:

queen of ithaca :D

trickstertime:

luciferhimshelf:

deaduncledave:

gallusrostromegalus:

A Haiku:

📲 💡

🖼️ 🆔 📖 🗣️

🖥️ 📜

[Image Description: Three lines of Emoji, that can be read as:

Icon Idea
Image ID Read Aloud
Online Poetry

End Image Description]

Reminds me of an old internet poem:

< > ! * ’ ’ #

^ “ ` $ $ -

! * = @ $ _

% * < > ~ # 4

& [ ] . . /

| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, as such:

Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH

OH I GOT ONE AS WELL

Behold, the math limerick:

((12+144+20+3*sqrt[4])/7)+5*11=9²+0

A dozen, a gross, and a score,

plus three times the square root of four,

divided by seven,

plus five times eleven

is nine squared and not a bit more

Only vaguely related but my uncle showed me this one when I was a kid to keep me busy:

He wouldn’t tell me what it meant for fucking ages

It helps if you read it with a cockney accent. It reads:

‘em are spiders’ em are

See 'em beady eyes

'em are spiders’ em are

(via techni-kolor)